You're Not Hardcore, Unless You Live Hardcore

The Greatest Gift In Life Is The Ability To Think Great Thoughts And Have The Strength To Take Action So That Those Thoughts Become Reality In This Wonderful And Abundant World.

I've Had So Many Hot, Cheesy, Corny Loves Of Music In My Life. I Had A Very Intense Billy Joel Period. So Once You've Really Joeled It Up - There's Some Good Periods Of Joel; It's Not All Hot Cheese. But I Can't Judge Anyone Else For Their Cheese. I've Deep-sea Dived In The Gouda.

I Love Satan. Christianity Is So Boring. If Star Wars Didn't Have That Evil Imprint, They Wouldn't Sell Two Tickets. Satan Sells Tickets. That Dude, Darth Maul, He Was Down With Satan. Put It This Way, Satan Loves To Party, He Loves To F**k And He Loves To Eat Rich, Delicious Food. Actually That Sounds A Lot Like Kyle Gass (his Bandmate).

I Seem Like A Big Bombastic Outgoing Dude, When It Comes Down To It With The Ladies, When I Was A Single, Free-wheeling Dude, I Was Always Very Shy. It Was Difficult To Form Sentences With The Girl Of My Dreams.

I Make A Mean Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich.