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Children's Reading And Children's Thinking Are The Rock-bottom Base Upon Which This Country Will Rise.

I Get All My Ideas In Switzerland Near The Forka Pass. There Is A Little Town Called Gletch, And Two Thousand Feet Up Above Gletch There Is A Smaller Hamlet Called Über Gletch. I Go There On The Fourth Of August Every Summer To Get My Cuckoo Clock Fixed. While The Cuckoo Is In The Hospital, I Wander Around And Talk To The People In The Streets. They Are Very Strange People, And I Get My Ideas From Them.

Through Three Cheese Trees Three Free Fleas Flew. While These Fleas Flew, Freezy Breeze Blew. Freezy Breeze Made These Three Trees Freeze. Freezy Trees Made These Trees' Cheese Freeze. That's What Made These Three Free Fleas Sneeze.

Writing For Children Is Murder. A Chapter Has To Be Boiled Down To A Paragraph. Every Word Has To Count.

The Words In This Book Are All Phooey. When You Say Them, Your Lips Will Make Slips And Back Flips And Your Tongue May End Up In Saint Looey!