You’re Going To Get What I Think

I Always Like A Charity With People Who Don't Speak English Because I Get Them To Do All Kinds Of Things Around My House.

I'm So Fat And I'm So Depressed; Last Night I Tried To Hang Myself - But The Rope Broke.

Having A Baby Is Definitely A Labor Of Love.

Bo Derek Turned Down The Role Of Helen Keller Because She Couldn't Remember The Lines.

I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of Comedy, Very Secluded, But Garbo Had A Man Who Was Beyond Rich To Support Her.