You're Excuses Are So Lame They're Limping.

I'm Damned If I'm Going To Be Eaten By A Bear When I'm Naked." "i'm Sure It's A More Pleasant Experience Dressed.

I've Found Out That Falling In Love Doesn't Have Anything To Do With Time. It Can Take A Year Or An Instant. It Happens When It's Ready To Happen.

Getting A Room's Not Always Enough. Sometimes You Gotta Close The Door.

There Was Nothing Like A Saturday - Unless It Was The Saturday Leading Up To The Last Week Of School And Into Summer Vacation. That Of Course Was All The Saturdays Of Your Life Rolled Into One Big Shiny Ball.

Roz To Amelia (the House Ghost): How Considerate Of You, After Trying To Kill Me, To See That I Don't Catch A Cold.