You're Awfully Small To Be So Hugely

Well, I'm So Sorry That I Can't Be The Right Kind Of Monster For You, Bella.

Bella, Would You Please Stop Trying To Take Your Clothes Off?

Before I Tell You My Story," Jasper Said. "you Must Understand That There Are Places In Our World, Bella, Where The Life Span Of The Never-aging Is Measured In Weeks, And Not Centuries.

Holy Crow!" ~bella Swan

Silently, I Lifted My Doggy Bowl Off The Floor. Then, With A Quick, Powerful Flip Of My Wrist, I Threw It Into The Back Of Blondie’s Head So Hard That – With An Earsplitting Bang – It Smashed Flat Before It Ricocheted Across The Room And Snapped The Round Top Piece Off The Thick Newel Post At The Foot Of The Stairs.