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I Want To Be Buried With A Zippo, A Roll Of Dimes & A Bottle Of Jack!

I Believe In You And Me. I'm Like Albert Schweitzer And Bertrand Russell And Albert Einstein In That I Have A Respect For Life -- In Any Form. I Believe In Nature, In The Birds, The Sea, The Sky, In Everything I Can See Or That There Is Real Evidence For. If These Things Are What You Mean By God, Then I Believe In God. But I Don't Believe In A Personal God To Whom I Look For Comfort Or For A Natural On The Next Roll Of The Dice.

[dean Martin] Is An Absolute, Unqualified Drunk. And If We Ever Develop An Olympic Drinking Team, He's Gonna Be The Coach... Dean Martin Has Been Stoned More Often Than The United States Embassies.

I Think Being Jilted Is One Of Life's Most Painful Experiences. It Takes A Long Time To Heal A Broken Heart. It's Happened To All Of Us And Never Gets Any Easier. I Understand, However, That Playing One Of My Albums Can Help.

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