You Never See An Old Man Eating

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.

They've Found This Spider, In The Jungle. Three Foot Long, It Eats Chicken. Bit Weird, Innit. People Moan Saying That You Shouldn't Lock Animals Up And All The Rest Of It, But To Be Honest I Wish It Was Locked Up. The Idea That It's Roaming In A Jungle... Get It Locked Up.

It's Just Hassle Of Having Friends And Family An' That.

There’s Fish In Here That I’ve Read About That Are So See-through That They’re Invisible. So I Don’t Even Think They Know They Exist.

We're Gonna Get Weaker. That's Already Happened. They Used To Say, You Know, An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away. Now They're Saying Eat Five Fruits. That's Evidence. You Can't Argue With That.