You Never Came Home For Lunch: You

I Was Often Very, Incredibly Naughty, And If I Didn't Come Home At Tea Time I Used To Be Sent To Bed Without Any Dinner. But People Used To Bring Me Things: I Was Better Fed In Bed.

I Spoke French A Bit, And I Could Speak A Bit Of This And That, And When You Were Taught Those Things By People Who Couldn't Really Do It, You Can Do Some Pretty Wonderfully, Imaginative Horrific Things To Teachers.

If There Was A Distraction I'd Get Up And Jump Out The Window. I Was Quite Out Of Hand. In Schools Like That I Don't Think They Expect That Girls Are Going To Behave In Such An Outrageous Fashion.

I Didn't Know What To Do With Myself. I Wasn't Excited By The Teaching Of The School. If They'd Been Intent On Really Teaching You Things, I Would Have Been A Little More Attentive.

Blank House Was Exactly A Nice Empty Sheet Where Nothing Was Accountable Because You Were So Naughty That You Were In Blank House.