You Name It And I've Done It.

My Mother Was Born In San Juan. So I'm Puerto Rican, Jewish, Colored And Married To A White Woman. When I Move Into A Neighborhood, People Start Running Four Ways At The Same Time.

The Only Person I Ever Hurt Was Myself And Even That I Did To The Minimum. If You Can Do That And You're Still Functioning, You're The Luckiest Person In The World.

On A Scale Of One To Ten, I Would Rate Elvis Eleven.

When You Lose A Lover It's Like Getting A Bad Haircut. It Grows Back In Time.

Part Of Show Business Is Magic. You Don't Know How It Happens.