You Might Be A Redneck If People

We Probably Stagnate Our Children's Emotional Growth By Not Letting Them Have Some Separation From Us.

Country Music Is About New Love And It's About Old Love.

It's Not My Dreams That Get Me In Trouble, It's What My Wife Dreams I Did. My Wife Punched Me In The Middle Of The Night; I Woke Up And Went Oww! What Was That For?, And She Goes I Dreamt You Were Making Out With Faith Hill. I Said I Wasn't Dreaming Anything! Send Her Over To My Dreams, And We'll Both Be Happy.

You May Be A Redneck If... Your Lifetime Goal Is To Own A Fireworks Stand.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.