You Might Be A Redneck If You've

I Used To Say That Whenever People Heard My Southern Accent, They Always Wanted To Deduct 100 Iq Points.

All These Years I've Sat In Airports And Kind Of Drawn People And Put Like Far Side Captions On Them.

If You Own A Home With Wheels On It And Several Cars Without, You Just Might Be A Redneck.

If Your Idea Of A 7 Course Meal Is A Bucket Of Kfc And A Sixpack, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If People Hear Your Car Long Before They See It.