You Might Be A Redneck If You

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt? You Put On Something From The Cleaners, They're Gonna Spit Up Just Like That. My Wardrobe Looks Like We Have Condors Living In Our Yard.

You May Be A Redneck If... You Have Spent More On Your Pickup Truck Than On Your Education.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Good Deed For The Month Was Hiding Your Brother For A Few Days.

It's Not My Dreams That Get Me In Trouble, It's What My Wife Dreams I Did. My Wife Punched Me In The Middle Of The Night; I Woke Up And Went Oww! What Was That For?, And She Goes I Dreamt You Were Making Out With Faith Hill. I Said I Wasn't Dreaming Anything! Send Her Over To My Dreams, And We'll Both Be Happy.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Satellite Dish Payment Delays Buying School Clothes For The Kids.