You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.

You Might Be A Redneck If Three Quarters Of The Clothes You Own Have Logos On Them.

I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even When My Dad Finished Fifth Grade A Year Before I Did.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Wants To Stop At The Gas Station To See If They've Got The New Darrell Waltrip Budweiser Wall Clock.

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.