You’ll Never Be Good If You Don’t

The Last Thing I Want Is To Be (in A Film Role) Is Obvious, Direct And Offensive.

So Far, I've Only Sailed In The Caribbean. I've Sailed The Virgin Island And The Grenadines. I Liked All That. We Charted Some Really Crummy Boats In The Grenadines. That Made For An Exciting Sailing Trip (laughs) When Everything Goes Well. When Everything Goes Well. When Sails Rip, Engines Freeze Up And You Find There Are Organisms Growing Inside The Diesel, It's Terrible And Amazing Stuff.

The Critics. When They're Right, They're Right For The Wrong Reasons. And They're Usually Wrong.

It’s Fun To Watch Someone Like John Goodman, And Yet It Takes Work. People Say ‘he’s Not Acting, He’s Being Himself.’ Well It’s Hard To Be Yourself, It’s The Hardest Job There Is.

Well It's Hard To Be Yourself, It's The Hardest Job There Is.