You Know Why Fish Are So Thin?

I've Compiled A Book From The Internet. It's A Book Of Quotations Attributed To The Wrong People.

But I Don't Want To Be A Pirate!

Make No Mistake About Why These Babies Are Here - They Are Here To Replace Us.

Let's Face It: A Date Is A Job-interview, That Lasts All Night. The Only Difference Between A Date And A Job Interview Is: Not Many Job-interviews Is There A Chance You'll End Up Naked At The End Of It.

If I Want A Long, Boring Story With No Point To It, I Have My Life.