You Know Men. We Have Delicate Egos.

If I’d Just Listened—just Taken One Second To Listen—it Wouldn’t Have Happened

I Saw You In The Library. With—” “ Colonel Mustard?

Beautiful. He'd Called Her Beautiful. Nobody Had Ever Called Her That Before, Except Her Mother, Which Didn't Count. Mothers Were Required To Think You Were Beautiful.

A Diary With No Drawings Of Me In It? Where Are The Torrid Fantasies? The Romance Covers?

Yes...and I'm Worried That If You Get Into The Habit Of Making Out With Your Instructors, You'll Wind Up Making Out With Him Too." "don't Be Sexist. They Could Find Me A Female Instructor." "in That Case, You Have My Permission To Make Out With Her As Long As I Can Watch.