You Just Don't Want A Vampire Pissed

No Blame, No Hate - Why No Communication?

I Was Embarrased, Horrified And Absolutely Ready To Jump Him!

My Bodyguard Was Mowing The Lawn In A Pink Bikini When The Body Fell From The Sky.

"come On," I Said, Taking His Hand. Clutching The Afghan With The Other Hand, He Trailed Down The Hall After Me, A Snow White Giant In Tiny Red Underwear.

‎should We Do This Now?" Pam Gave An Almost Inaudible Snort. She Was Smiling In The Glow Of The Streetlight, Suddenly Exhilarated. "you Waiting For An Engraved Invite?" Lord Save Me From Sarcastic Vampires.