You Have To Have A Passionate Opinion;

I Have A Generally Liberal Audience, But They Will Applaud When I Nail A Liberal Lion.

I'm More American Than Apple Pie. I'm Like Apple Pie, With A Hot Dog In It.

We Don't Have To Look For What The Next Thing Will Be. If Experience Is Any Judge, It'll Come Flowing Toward Us Like A River.

You Can Make An Omelette Without Breaking Eggs. It's Just A Really Bad Omelette.

We All Deserve Credit For This New Surveillance State That We Live In Because We The People Voted For The Patriot Act. Democrats And Republicans Alike....we Voted For The People Who Voted For It, And Then Voted For The People Who Reauthorized It, Then Voted For The People Who Re-re-authorize D It.