You Don't Use Science To Show You're

You Don't Become Great By Trying To Be Great. You Become Great By Wanting To Do Something, And Then Doing It So Hard That You Become Great In The Process.

Things Are Rarely Just Crazy Enough To Work, But They're Frequently Just Crazy Enough To Fail Hilariously.

I Used To Work At Nasa In Virginia. It Was Nothing Glamorous; I Was Just Tasked With Making Code Compile For Obscure Projects, And I Wasn't Very Good At It. Now I Spend Most Of My Time Drawing Pictures And Looking At Funny Things On The Internet, Which In Retrospect Is Largely What I Did At My Old Job, Too.

What People Don't Appreciate, When They Picture Terminator-style Automatons Striding Triumphantly Across A Mountain Of Human Skulls, Is How Hard It Is To Keep Your Footing On Something As Unstable As A Mountain Of Human Skulls. Most Humans Probably Couldn't Manage It, And They've Had A Lifetime Of Practice At Walking Without Falling Over.

The Universe Is Probably Littered With One-planet Graves