You Don't Pick Who You Fall In

Plain Women Know More About Men Than Beautiful Women Do.

I Realised Long Ago That Skirts Are Hopeless. Anytime I Hear A Man Say He Prefers A Woman In A Skirt, I Say, 'try One. Try A Skirt.'

Few People Know What They Mean When They Say, "i Love You." ... Well, What Does The Word Love Mean? It Means Total Interest. I Think The Reason Very Few People Really Fall In Love With Anyone Is They're Not Willing To Pay The Price. The Price Is You Have To Adjust Yourself To Them.

To Keep Your Character Intact You Cannot Stoop To Filthy Acts. It Makes It Easier To Stoop The Next Time.

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