You Don't Know What The Pattern Of

Marriage Hasn't Been My Thing. But Gay People, Knock Yourselves Out!

Yes, I'm Going To Be The President Of The United States. You Know Why? You Think You Can Get Chicks By Being In The Movies? You Can Really Get Chicks By Being The President.

My Mother Gets All Mad At Me If I Stay In A Hotel. I'm 31-years-old, And I Don't Want To Sleep On A Sleeping Bag Down In The Basement. It's Humiliating.

There Are Two Things For A Marriage To Be Good. One Is To Work Hard On It. The Other One Is To Marry Above You. And I Succeeded At Both Of Those.

My Mother Went To Radcliffe, And Rather Than Just Trying To Get Rich, She Wanted To Be A Teacher And Taught For Over 30 Years In The Public Schools. She's Definitely Got Some War Stories.