You'd Be Surprised How Hard It Can

One Can Translate An Editorial But Not A Poem. For One Can Go Across The Border Naked But Not Without One's Skin; For, Unlike Clothes, One Cannot Get A New Skin.

A Woman Occasionally Is Quite A Serviceable Substitute For Masturbation.

Social Reform Is The Desperate Decision To Remove Corns From A Person Suffering From Cancer.

It Is The Mission Of The Press To Disseminate Intellect And At The Same Time Destroy Receptivity To It.

I Have To Do This, As Long As It Is At All Possible; For If Those Who Are Obliged To Look After Commas Had Always Made Sure They Were In The Right Place, Then Shanghai Would Not Be Burning.