You Cannot Win In A Fight Against

You Don't Pay Taxes - They Take Taxes.

If You Properly Clean A Room, It Gets Dirtier Before It Gets Cleaner.

I'm Pretty Good At Getting Over People Throwing Stuff At Me. If You've Been Doing Stand Up Long Enough You Know How To Swing Back And Get The Laughs.

It Used To Take Years To Become A Junkie. But Crack Cut That Down To 37 Minutes.

Eddie Murphy Is To Comedians What Nicki Minaj Is To Spanx.