You Cannot Truly Say You Live Well

If I Could Go Into The Woods And Kill A Bear Myself, I'd Wear It Proudly As A Trophy.

Sometimes...we Don't Want To Feel Like A Postmodern, Postfeminist, Overstretched Woman But, Rather, A Domestic Goddess, Trailing Nutmeggy Fumes Of Baking Pie In Our Languorous Wake.

Gordon Ramsay Makes Me Laugh Because He Knows That I'm Not A Chef.

I'm Not Much Of A Drinker. I'm An Eater More Than A Drinker. So I Feel That I Don't Have To Wait To Get A Hangover In Order To Eat These.

I Don't Believe In Low-fat Cooking.