You Cannot Be The Person They Know

Help Me Give Up My Addiction To Hope.

You Ever Wonder When God's Coming Back With A Lot Of Barbecue Sauce?

On Game Shows, Some People Will Take The Trip To France, But Most People Will Take The Washer And Dryer Pair.

I Realized That My Book Readings Were Boring Me. I Was Going To Go Up There And Read A Passage And Sleepwalk Through The Whole Event And I Needed To Make It More Interesting. I Wanted To Be Running And Jumping And Do Something So That The Event Would Be So Exciting. I Had To Trick Myself Into Having Fun Every Time.

Does It Hurt Very Much To Die? Well, Sweetheart, Yes, But It Hurts A Lot More To Keep Living.