You Can't Put Cuffs On Mr. Cluck!

If You Want To Cry, You're Not Going To Like My Books.

You Deserved To Get Run Over. And Besides, I Barely Tapped You. The Only Reason You Broke Your Leg Was Because You Panicked And Tripped Over Your Own Feet.

Thinking Very Often Resembles Napping, But The Intent Is Different. --stephanie Plum

I Attributed The Incidence To Temporary Insanity, And In My Own Defense, I'd Like To Say I Haven't Run Over Anyone Since.

A Uniform Cordoned Off The Area With Crime Scene Tape. The M.e. Pulled In And Parked. There Were Two Emt Trucks Idling At The Edge Of The Lot. I’d Stayed Close To The Back Door, And One Of The Rangeman Guys Had Taken A Position Two Feet From Me, Standing At Parade Rest. No Doubt In My Mind He’d Take A Bullet For Me Rather Than Face Ranger Over A Dead Stephanie.