You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.