You Can't Be Everything To Everyone

The Only Thing That You Can Get Into Without A Lot Of Trouble Is A Lot Of Trouble.

When I Was A Child, I Was Living In The Housing Projects Of Philadelphia. I Didn't Even Have A Christmas Tree.

Women Don't Want To Hear What You Think. Women Want To Hear What They Think - In A Deeper Voice.

I Guess The Real Reason That My Wife And I Had Children Is The Same Reason That Napoleon Had For Invading Russia: It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time.

Don't Let Your Victories Go To Your Head, Or Your Failures Go To Your Heart.