You Can Have It All But How

If I Ever Get To Go To The Moon, I'll Probably Just Stand On The Moon And Go 'hmmm, Yeah...fair Enough...gotta Go Home Now.'

I'm Not Sure About This Live 8 Thing. Correct Me If I Am Wrong, But Are They Hoping That One Of These Guys From The G8 Is On A Quick 15-minute Break At Gleneagles And Sees Annie Lennox Singing "sweet Dreams" And Thinks: "f... Me, She Might Have A Point There, You Know." It's Not Going To F... Happen, Is It? Keane Doing "somewhere Only We Know" And Some Japanese Businessman Going: "aw, Look At Him...we Should Really F... Drop That Debt, You Know." It's Not Going To Happen, Is It?

Look. I Was A Superhero In The '90s. I Said So At The Time. Mccartney, Weller, Townshend, Richards, My First Album's Better Than All Their First Albums. Even They'd Admit That.

Even In The Nineties, When It Was Mad And There Were Photographers All Around The House, It Never Occurred To Me To Send Someone Else Out To Get Cigarettes. It Took Me Five Minutes - Went For A Walk, Gave A Wave, Went Back Inside.

Under Thatcher, Who Ruled Us With An Iron Rod, Great Art Was Made. Amazing Designers And Musicians. Acid House Was Born. Very Colourful And Progressive.