You Can Find Magic Wherever You Look.

The Sun Did Not Shine. It Was Too Wet To Play. So We Sat In The House. All That Cold, Cold, Wet Day.

You Can Think About Red. You Can Think About Pink. You Can Think Up A Horse. Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!

Don't Conform For The Sake Of Pleasing Others. Mold Yourself Into The Person That You Want To Be.

Writing Simply Means No Dependent Clauses, No Dangling Things, No Flashbacks, And Keeping The Subject Near The Predicate. We Throw In As Many Fresh Words We Can Get Away With. Simple, Short Sentences Don't Always Work. You Have To Do Tricks With Pacing, Alternate Long Sentences With Short, To Keep It Vital And Alive.... Virtually Every Page Is A Cliffhanger--you've Got To Force Them To Turn It."~

When Beetles Fight These Battles In A Bottle With Their Paddles And The Bottle's On A Poodle And The Poodle's Eating Noodles... ...they Call This A Muddle Puddle Tweetle Poodle Beetle Noodle Bottle Paddle Battle.