You Can Cage The Songbird, But You

I Grew Up Conservative Because My Mum Was A Conservative, And When I Finally Realized What Conservatives Were, I Changed My Mind Immediately.

I Went To A Mixed School And I Can't Remember Being Bullied At School, Ever. I Was Quite Large, In Those Days. Usually, If You're Going To Be A Bully, You'll Pick On Someone Who Is Small. I Didn't Bully Anybody, And I Don't Remember Being Bullied.

I Do Like Britney Spears. I Think She's Cute. I Think She's Fun. And I Like Her Records. You Know, I'm Not A Pop Snob Whatsoever. I Think She Makes Great Pop Records.

I Had To Learn How To Function As A Human Being. And I Really Enjoyed That Process.

They [sic] Ain't Gonna Stop Me From Coming Here, Baby.