You Can Be Someone Running...who Is Just

I Think I Do Want To Go Into Politics. I Really, Really Do. And I Don't Know If I Will.

I Never Walked Out The Door And Said, "mirror, Mirror On The Wall, Who's The Fairest Baldwin Brother Of Them All?"

I Collect Travel Alarm Clocks. I Was In A Flea Market In France Once, In 1994, And I Opened Up This Beautiful Jaeger-lecoultre Folding Eight-day Winding Clock Folded Into A Beautiful Case, And I Went, 'wow, Man.' And I've Been Collecting Travel Alarm Clocks Since 1994.

New York City Is A Mismanaged Carnival Of Stupidity That Is Desperate For Revenue And Anxious To Criminalize Behavior Once Thought Benign.

The Leadership Class Of The Republican Party Is A Conservative Christian Loony Bin. The Leadership Of The Republican Party Are A Bunch Of Sociopathic Maniacs Who Have Their Lips Super-glued To The Ass Of The Conservative Right.