You Are A Genius!... And I Am

You Can Turn Painful Situations Around Through Laughter. If You Can Find Humor In Anything, Even Poverty, You Can Survive It.

A White Person Listens To My Act And He Laughs And He Thinks, 'yeah, That's The Way I See It Too.' Okay. He's White. I'm Negro. And We Both See Things The Same Way. That Must Mean That We Are Alike..... So I Figure I'm Doing As Much For Good Race Relations As The Next Guy.

I Am Proud To Be An American. Because An American Can Eat Anything On The Face Of This Earth As Long As He Has Two Pieces Of Bread.

Anyone Can Dabble, But Once You've Made That Commitment, Your Blood Has That Particular Thing In It, And It's Very Hard For People To Stop You.

My Grandfather Said, "when You Become Senile, You Won't Know It."