Yoga Is Wonderful. It Clears Up Most

I've Been In A Serious Conversation With One Of My Children, And A Fan Has Come Up. I've Been In A Public Bathroom And Had The Hand Come Under The Stall With A Paper And Pen. That Sort Of Thing Anybody Can Live Without.

You're Not Going To Find A Man Whose Socks Don't Get Dirty Or Who Doesn't Snore.

Stopping At Her House Is A Neighbor Boy With Evil On His Mind, Cause He's Been Peeking In Angie's Room At Night Through Her Window Blind.

If I Have To, I Can Do Anything.

It Took Me A Year To Really Learn The American Lingo. I Really Feel For People Who Are Coming Here And Don't Speak English At All. It Must Be Hell.