Years Have Passed Since I Have Set

In Relative Youth, We Assume We'll Remember Everything. Someone Should Urge The Young To Think Otherwise.

The Information Superhighway? That Sounds Like A Place That's Long And Boring And Kills 50,000 People A Year.

Obviously Those Who Burn To Be Professional Jesters Mean That They Want To Be Successful Comedians. And Those Are Always An Elite, Microscopic Portion Of The Population. But Oh, How They Try.

There Were Several Things A Yale Freshman Was Supposed To Be Able To Do. You Had To Demonstrate In The Olympic-size Yale Pool That You Could Swim 50 Yards Or Be Inducted Into Swimming Class.

Running My Show Is Really Like An Actor Being In Repertory But Where, In One Day In One Performance, You Do Scenes From A Drama, A Farce, A Low Comedy And A Tragedy.