Years Are Like Candy Bars... We're Paying

I Don't Think God Wants To Be Worshiped. I Think The Only Pure Worship Of God Is By Loving One Another, And I Think All Other Forms Of Worship Became A Substitute For The Love That We Should Show One Another.

Today Is My Grandfather's Birthday." "how Old Is He?" "sixty-three. It's Hard To Believe He Was Once A Human Being.

Cartooning Is Preaching. And I Think We Have A Right To Do Some Preaching. I Hate Shallow Humor. I Hate Shallow Religious Humor, I Hate Shallow Sports Humor, I Hate Shallowness Of Any Kind.

I Have A New Philosophy. I'm Only Going To Dread One Day At A Time.

I Guess Babysitters Are Like Used Cars... You Never Really Know What You're Getting.