Ya Know, If You Treat Every Comic

Don't Carry A Grudge. While You're Carrying The Grudge, The Other Guys's Out There Dancing.

I Have The Gift Of Laughter. I Can Make People Laugh At Will. In Good Times And In Bad. And That I Don't Question. It Was A Gift From God.

At The Sahara, The Seats Are Banked And Most Of The Audience Is Looking Down At The Stage. Everybody In The Business Knows: Up For Singers, Down For Comics. The People Want To Idealize A Singer. They Want To Feel Superior To A Comic. You're Trying To Make Them Laugh. They Can't Laugh At Someone They're Looking Up To.

If It's Dirty, It's Not Funny, But If It's Funny, It's Not Dirty.

As A Child My Family's Menu Consisted Of Two Choices: Take It Or Leave It.