Writing Is Magic, As Much The Water

Only God Gets Things Right The First Time.

What Jack Didn't Understand Was That No Matter Where He Went, The Same Asshole Got Off The Plane.

I'm A Salami Writer. I Try To Write Good Salami, But Salami Is Salami.

The Idea That Creative Endeavor And Mind-altering Substances Are Entwined Is One Of The Great Pop-intellectual Myths Of Our Time.

Teddy, Vern, Chris: I Don't Shut Up. I Grow Up. And When I Look At You, I Throw Up. Aghhh! Gordie: And Then Your Mom Goes Around The Corner And She Licks It Up.