Writing For Somebody Else Is Really Fun

In The Limelight I Play It Off Fine, But I Can't Handle It When I Turn Off My Night-light.

I Can't Walk In High Heels, Never Mind Dance In Them.

I Want A Pig. I Want A Pig On A Leash. A Baby Pig On A Leash.

I'm Over Dudes Trying To Look Like They're In Boy Bands.

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.