Wow. I've Never Been A Vip Before.

Rule Of Life. If You Bother To Ask Someone’s Advice, Then Bother To Listen To It.

The Way I Write Is Totally Instinctive. I Just Write What I Feel Or What I Find Funny - And Hope Everyone Else Agrees.

... What Would Poirot Do? Poirot Wouldn't Flap Around In A Panic. He'd Stay Calm And Use His Little Grey Cells And Recall Some Tiny, Vital Detail Which Would Be The Clue To Everything.

Why Didn't I Buy A New Phone Earlier? Why Don't I Always Walk Around With A Spare Phone? It Should Be The Law, Like Having A Spare Tire.

I'd Probably Still Be A Financial Journalist Now If It Weren't For Writing Novels. Mmm. Fun! I'm Much Happier Writing Novels!