Wouldnt It Be Nice To Be Like

If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst, Then You Sure As Hell Shouldn't Schedule A Meeting With Me Before 10am.

Just Remember, Some Come, Some Go. The Ones That Stay With You Through Everything - They're Your True Best Friends. Don't Let Go Of Them.

I Learned To Walk As A Baby, And I Haven't Had A Lesson Since.

All My Stepchildren Carried The Burden Of My Fame. Sometimes They Would Read Terrible Things About Me, And I'd Worry About Whether It Would Hurt Them. I Would Tell Them: 'don't Hide These Things From Me. I'd Rather You Ask Me These Things Straight Out, And I'll Answer All Your Questions.'

The Working Men, I'll Go By And They'll Whistle. At First They Whistle Because They Think, 'oh, It's A Girl. She's Got Blond Hair And She's Not Out Of Shape,' And Then They Say, 'gosh, It's Marilyn Monroe!'