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Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See That Much Wrong With Them.

There Are More Democratic Schmucks Than There Are Republican Ones.

The Key Is That I'm Always Relevant. Some Of These Comedians Have Nothing To Say. They Don't Have Any Ideas So It's "f" This And "f" That. They Give You A Whole Series Of Swear Words And It's Really Just A Way For Them To Get Themselves Out Of Trouble When They Can't Come Up With Anything. They're Irrelevant And Ridiculous.

People Make Fools Out Of Themselves In All Sorts Of Ways. No Particular Qualifications Or Particular Criteria Are Necessary.

It's No Longer A Question Of Staying Healthy. It's A Question Of Finding A Sickness You Like.