Women Who Love Women Are Lesbians. Men,

While Cats Can Be Infuriating, Little Old Women In Fur Coats, They Make Me Laugh. Of Course, Dogs, Horses And My Highly Social Chickens Are Dear To Me, Too.

You're Nothing In America If You Don't Have Debt.

I Believe In A Lively Disrespect For Most Forms Of Authority.

Cats And Dogs Believe Politicians Are Like Cemetery Caregivers; They Are On Top Of Everyone, But Nobody Listens.

I Think In The Years To Come What Reagan Will Be Remembered For Is That He Had The Chance To Stop The Plague And He Chose Not To Because The 'right People' Were Dying.