Women Usually Love What They Buy, Yet

No Matter How Many Christmas Presents You Give Your Child, There's Always That Terrible Moment When He's Opened The Very Last One. That's When He Expects You To Say, 'oh Yes, I Almost Forgot,' And Take Him Out And Show Him The Pony.

Love Looks Forward, Hate Looks Back, Anxiety Has Eyes All Over Its Head.

The Neurotic Usually Obeys His Own Golden Rule: Hate Thy Neighbor As Thyself.

If The Pain Wanders, Do Not Waste Your Time With Doctors.

If It Came True, It Wasn't Much Of A Dream.