Women Rule The World. It's Not Really

Do You Really Want To Know Why I'm Doing All This Goodwill, And Why I'm An Ambassador For Habitat For Humanity And Why I Gave A Million To [relief Efforts For Hurricane] Katrina? It's Because I Feel Guilty About The Huge Hole In The Ozone Layer My Haircuts Created. It's My Responsibility To Right The Wrongs Of The Eighties.

I Try To Explain That To My Kids - The Experience Of Going To A Record Store, Flipping Through Racks And Finding That Album Cover That Intrigues You - But My Kids Don't Want To Know About It. They Download The One Song On The Album They Like, And Pay Their 99 Cents.

If People Have To Tell You How Successful They Are, They Really Aren't That Successful.

Success Is Falling Nine Times And Getting Up Ten.

Don't Get Too Comfortable With Who You Are At Any Given Time - You May Miss The Opportunity To Become Who You Want To Be.