Women Are More Difficult To Handle Than

Relax, I'll Get It. (said To Kato After Clouseau Knocks Him Unconscious)

Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoon... Unnecessary.

We Don't Want To Start A Nuclear War Unless We Really Have To, Now Do We Jack?

I Am Here To Fix The Problem With Yer Pheaun.

Clouseau: Does Yer Dewg Bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends Down To Pet A Dachshund - It Snarls And Bites Him) I Thought You Said Yer Dewg Did Not Bite! Inn Keeper: Zat . . . Iz Not My Dog!