Woke Up, It Was A Chelsea Morning,

You Know, Neil Young Is Singing Rock N' Roll Will Never Die, And Neil Never Rocked And Rolled In His Life. I Mean, He Rocked, But He Didn't Roll. He Has Got No Swing In Him.

I'm Not A Kiss-and-teller. I Never Named Names.

I Always Thought The Women Of Song Don't Get Along, And I Don't Know Why That Is.

All Romantics Meet The Same Fate Some Day. Drunk And Cynical And Boring Someone In Some Dark Cafe.

They Took All The Trees And Put Them In A Tree Museum.