Without Good Grammar, The United States Would

The Thing I Have Learned, Especially In The Internet Age, Probably The Easiest Thing In The World Is To Declare That Something Is Not Funny. I Mean It's Not Actually Humor To Say Something Is Not Funny, But It Is Viewed By A Lot Of People - And By That I Mean Mainly Snarky Young Internet Men - As A Kind Of Humor In And Of Itself Is Putting Down Other People's Efforts At Humor. And I Don't Care That Much Anymore About That Because I Know How Easy That Is To Do.

We'll Try To Cooperate Fully With The Irs, Because, As Citizens, We Feel A Strong Patriotic Duty Not To Go To Jail.

The Four Building Blocks Of The Universe Are Fire, Water, Gravel And Vinyl.

Seriously? You Won’t Help Me?” “help Yourself Get Killed? No, I Won’t.

Take Out The Fortune Before You Eat The Cookie.