With Stand-up, It's More Interesting To Hear

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.

When I Tour, It's Like, Well, Like A Food Tour As Much As A Comedy Tour. I Try To Eat At All The Weird Places, The Obscure Barbecue Joints, Burger Places. There Are A Few Spots In L.a. That I'm Obsessed With - One Of Them Is The Taco Zone Taco Truck On Alvarado. There Are Secret Off-menu Items That Are Amazing.

When I Bet On Horses, I Never Lose. Why? I Bet On All The Horses.

I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.

You Want What You Can't Have. And If Someone's Being Shitty To You, Just Move On. If Someone's Being Shitty To You, No Matter How Great They Are, That's Shitty, And You Don't Want Be With Someone Who Treats You Shitty.