With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The

Every Luxury Was Lavished On You - Atheism, Breastfeeding, Circumcision.

The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

On Our Way Home We Were Waiting For The Bus When A Very Fat, Pompous-looking Woman Reeled Out Of A Pub Shouting, "melancholia? Ad Nauseam."

Fay: The British Police Force Used To Be Run By Men Of Integrity. Truscott: That Is A Mistake Which Has Been Rectified.